Sorry, Virginia, there is no ass-wipe fairy.

Posted by ed at 9:50 am Add comments

Mar 082008

It’s under the fucking sink! The toilet paper. Where else would it be? Take a guess – it’s the only fucking cabinet-storage-thingy in the damn room. Holy fuck, change the roll.

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steve says:

March 10, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Why is it that we seem to have a scatalogical theme to our blog?

This doesn’t bode well, it really doesn’t.

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Even the gentle cradle of Steve's thighs couldn't coax the dulcet voice from the Violinophone, that most reviled calamity of all instruments.	What John sees from behind his lovely Gretschen.	My favourite Gilligan's Island episode was the one where they made a hit record on a four-track using only coconuts. I think that's also the one where they almost got off the island.
Darren tracking. Probably something moody, judging by the lighting.	John was VERY excited to be back tracking drums after a few weeks off. Here, he is approaching Mach-1.	That's right, an AUTOHARP! Wanna make something of it, punk?!